The ABC I Would Never Game

[MaggieMae 3]

C- Consider naming my children after my favorite tart scents.

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D- Develop a new tart scent that smells like a public restroom !

[Nautilique 0]

E - "Egg" someones house with tarts on Halloween

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F - Feast upon my yummy smelling tarts....wax is not food!

[MaggieMae 3]

G- Gather my tarts and throw them in the garbage.

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

H - Hail a taxi in the middle of the desert. A camel.....maybe...

[MaggieMae 3]

I- Initiate a search party when Sweet's "Camel Taxi" runs away into the desert....with Sweet on it! ...actually I would do this if it actually happened! ;)

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J - Jump out in front of a moving taxi

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

actually I would do this if it actually happened! ;)

Whew - that's a relief! :) Awww...thanks MaggieMae!

 

K - Krump. Have you ever seen anyone do 'krump' dancing? SO not me!

[MaggieMae 3]

Krumping? I think I might hurt myself!!!

 

L- Lasso my dog.

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M - Manage to use up every single one of my waxies and not get any more.

[MaggieMae 3]

N- Neatly stack all my wax tarts in one tall column...without it falling down.

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O - Oven bake a casserole dish full of tarts that have been "breaded" with wax crumbles.

 

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P - Plant a tart outside in hopes of growing a tart tree.....though it sounds fun

[MaggieMae 3]

Q- Question my pup about the physics of scent.

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R - Roast my tarts on a stick over a campfire.

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S - Swim in a pool of hot wax.

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T- Toast my fellow Tart Culties ...NOT !

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T- Toast my fellow Tart Culties

 

Neener Neener Neener

Boogie told a lie

Boogie told a lie !!!

You would SO toast us, I see the glass in your hand.

Did you forget this is the I would NEVER game?

 

U - Undermine a fellow junkie's intention to buy wax by reminding them of how many tarts they have ordered in recent months weeks days!

 

[MaggieMae 3]

 

V- Vow that I will not buy any more wax.

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W- Whistle to Laurie that I am not a liar ! No, I would shout from the rooftops that I do not lie.

( see edited post above )

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X- "xhale" a sigh of relief that Boogie has successfully had her brain re-washed by the cult. (because I would have never believed otherwise in the first place, that's why I called her out!)

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

Y - Yearn for a waxie sale at KFC. They may taste good :blink: ....but how do they smell?

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Y - Yearn for a waxie sale at KFC. They may taste good :blink: ....but how do they smell?

 

 

 

 

 

Z - Zip up my coat and use tarts as earmuffs when going out in the cold.

[MaggieMae 3]

A- Ask the person next to me in line if I smell like candles. :blush: