The ABC I Would Never Game

[shortygal201 0]

A - Ask a vendor if they would make a tart that is weakly scented

[Nautilique 0]

B - buy a tart advertised as "weakly scented"

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

C - Crane my neck over the melter really close trying to smell an unscented tart. I would never BE melting an unscented tart.

[MaggieMae 3]

D- Decide to sell all my tarts on ebay and start collecting cheese.

[Nautilique 0]

D- Decide to sell all my tarts on ebay and start collecting cheese.

 

 

You could use all your melters as cheese fondue pots.

 

 

E - eat fondue out of Maggie's former wax melters

[MaggieMae 3]

EWWWWW! Wax melter cheese fondue????

F- Formally invite all the CFer's to a Cheese Fondue Wax Melter Party...admittance is 2 wax tarts, please.

[shortygal201 0]

G - Go to the wax melter party, and get confused and eat melted wax instead of cheese.

[Nautilique 0]

G - greet people at the door of that CF Cheese Fondue Wax Melter party and *collect* their admittance tarts while Maggie's busy melting cheese.

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

H - Hurriedly place an order at LOL for some Bacon & French Toast and Buttered Wheat Bread tarts so I could bring them to MaggieMae's party. Either one would go great with cheese. :D

[MaggieMae 3]

I- Install a "tart detector" at the front door for those who have sticky fingers... ...and a bucket for those who might eat Bacon & French Toast tarts!

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

J - Justify using my mortgage payment funds for a waxie order. As fun as that sounds...

[MaggieMae 3]

K- Keep some waxies under my pillow...I don't think I'd get any sleep.

[shortygal201 0]

L - Leave my tarts out in the hot sun to melt.

[MaggieMae 3]

M- Moisten my tarts to keep them hydrated.

[shortygal201 0]

N - Name my tarts after politicians.

[MaggieMae 3]

 

O- Open a nice, big, box of waxies and throw it in the garbage.

[Nautilique 0]

P - pull Maggies tarts out of the garbage and melt them without wiping them off

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

Q - Quack a joke in the middle of a very serious conversation. Yeah..I know it should be 'crack', but I couldn't think of another 'q' word. :D

[MaggieMae 3]

R-Recite the first 10 pages of the dictionary just for fun.

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

S - Store my tarts in the kitty's litter box room. :wacko:

[MaggieMae 3]

T- Tape record what my tarts say when I'm not around. ...I'll just bet it's not much.

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

U - Underline every word in every post that I make.

[shortygal201 0]

V- Vote for tarts to become illegal.

[MaggieMae 3]

W- Work at a candle store without sniffing them all day.

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

Y - Yearn to work in an auto parts store instead of a candle store.