The ABC I Would Never Game

[Nautilique 0]

J - Jam some tarts into the heating/ac vents to scent the whole house quickly.

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

K - Kiss each tart and wave it goodby before I put it in the melter.

[MaggieMae 3]

L- Light my candles with a firecracker.

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

M - Manage to put all my tart scents in alpha order on my list.

[Nautilique 0]

N - nudge DH while he's sleeping and ask him to get up and change the tart.

 

slap me silly if I even dream of it

[MaggieMae 3]

N- Neuter my tarts so they stop multiplying in those baskets!

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

Easy remedy MaggieMae - just put the boys in one basket & the girls in another one.

 

O - Occasionally melt/burn waxies. Gotta do it daily!

[Nautilique 0]

P - point out to my buddy Maggie that there is only one "N" in the alphabet.

 

 

[MaggieMae 3]

Easy remedy MaggieMae - just put the boys in one basket & the girls in another one.

Hey! Why didn't I think of that?!?! Now, alls I gotta do is figure out how to tell the difference!!!

P - point out to my buddy Maggie that there is only one "N" in the alphabet.

 

 

OMG...see? It takes me so long to think of something to post that someone else posts before me! My brain has cobwebs!! Sorry!

 

Q- Quickly take a new shipment of waxies and throw them in the garbage!

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

Hey! Why didn't I think of that?!?! Now, alls I gotta do is figure out how to tell the difference!!!

Oh, yeah...that. :blink: Was hoping you'd know. Ok....it's probably a good bet the boys are the hairy, smelly ones.

 

R - Risk my dog running away & not put him out on a tie-out or a fenced in yard.

[MaggieMae 3]

Good point! But I'll tell ya, if my tarts start growing hair....

 

S- Secretly place Daisy's fur into Sweet's tarts when she's not looking.

[Nautilique 0]

T - take down the smoke detectors at Sweet's house, so that the smell of Daisy's burning hair doesn't set them off

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

U - Upchuck (what's w/me and all the upchucking? ) at the smell of a hairy melting tart. Cuz there aren't any hairy tarts to melt. I've spayed/neutered em all.

[MaggieMae 3]

Thanks for the laughs you two!!!

 

V- Vacuum up the remains of my candles after I used them for bowling pins.

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

W - Wrap up some waxies and put them in my own Christmas stocking. From me to me. :D

[MaggieMae 3]

Y- Yell at someone anyone for turning ON the wax melter!!!

[Nautilique 0]

Z - zealously stand on a street corner holding up tarts and preaching on the wonders of wax

[Candlefind Placeholder 3]

A- Arrange my tarts in cute little displays all over the house ( oh wait....I've already done that), including foody shaped ones in the refrigerator.

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

B - Blast the heater in my car on high so my car freshener smells like an apple pie baking in the oven.

[MaggieMae 3]

C- Cringe and hide when the mailman delivers a wax package...unless the DH is home...then I pretend I don't who the package is for and I DO HIDE!

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

D - Develop a habit of not emptying the melter bowl before I added a new tart to it.

[MaggieMae 3]

E- Enter a candle store without sniffing the goods,

[Nautilique 0]

F - follow someone home who just made a big tart haul at YC on the off chance that some fell out of the car on the way home

[Nautilique 0]

F - follow someone home who just made a big tart haul at YC on the off chance that some fell out of the car on the way home

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

G - Grab a handful of BH&G's Kettle Corn cubes and toss em in my mouth for a snack, hoping they taste as good as they smell.