The ABC I Would Never Game

[Guest]

U - Use up all my tarts in one day

[MaggieMae 3]

R - Roll around in MaggieMae's large tart collection (but I totally would)

S - Sing my tarts to sleep every nite. They only get that treat once a month. :D

Silly!!!

 

V- Vandalize my tarts by "tagging" my initials on the tops.

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

W - Write to all the waxie companies and request a free sample.

[MaggieMae 3]

W - Write to all the waxie companies and request a free sample.

Hmmmmm....wouldn't that be nice?

 

X- X-ray myself sniffing tarts.

[shortygal201 0]

Y - Yell the scent of what I am melting to cars that pass by.

[MaggieMae 3]

Z- Zone off an area of my house that is FOR TARTS ONLY....no people allowed.

[Guest]

A - Alter my melting habits and not melt as much as I like. (the horror!)

[shortygal201 0]

B - Blend my tarts into a waxie smoothie.

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

C - Crawl across burning hot coals to reach a big box of tarts. I luv those waxies, but...

[MaggieMae 3]

:o me neither....

 

D- Dance the hula every time I use a tropical scented tart.

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

E - Eject tarts from my car window into the car next to me when sitting at a stop light. I do luv to enable, tho...

[Nautilique 0]

F - Fertilize my tarts with Miracle Tart Grow in hopes increasing my collection without having to purchase more

 

.......I wish!......

[Guest]

G - Grate my tarts and use the shredded wax as toppings.

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

H - Hide my tart stash so well that even I couldn't find it.

[MaggieMae 3]

I- Initiate a "Tart Search and Rescue" operation to find all the tarts I forgot I had.

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

J - Jam all my tarts into the freezer to keep em cool.

[MaggieMae 3]

K- Knit little blankets for all of my tarts.

[Nautilique 0]

L - loan my tarts to a fellow wax-lover and expect to get them back smelling the same as when they left

[Guest]

M - Merge all my tarts into one big lump of wax

[shortygal201 0]

N - Nose dive into a dumpster hoping to find some tarts.

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

O - Open waxies deliveries, but throw the rest of the mail away.

[MaggieMae 3]

P- Persuade the mailman to deliver ALL "smelly" packages to my house.

[Guest]

Q - Quit buying tarts! (the horror!)

[shortygal201 0]

R - Run after the mail truck demanding all the packages in it.

[MaggieMae 3]

S- Set my tarts up like sculptures.