The ABC I Would Never Game

[MaggieMae 3]

U- Understand why someone would want their house to smell like "Ode de Garlic & Gym Clothes".

[Nautilique 0]

V - verify that Eau de Garlic & Gym Clothes is still available and then place a secret friend order to be delivered to Maggie

 

[MaggieMae 3]

W-Waylay the delivery of "Eau de Garlic & Gym Clothes" and return to sender. :huh:

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

X

Y - Yearn for less waxies.

[shortygal201 0]

Z - Zip up my coat with my teeth.

[MaggieMae 3]

A- Attend a "Tart & Candle Haters" convention.

[Nautilique 0]

B - Blast an airhorn outside the convention and sound with my B- Bullhorn (double B there!):

"maggiemae - put the propaganda down and step AWAY from the meeting", after which I would proceed to bring her back to her scentses by waving tarts under her nose.

[MaggieMae 3]

Thanks Laurie!!!!

 

C- Creep back into the meeting when Laurie's back was turned...while sneaking some of those "medically necessary tarts she waved under my nose" into my pockets. Yes, I would have to be an under cover spy to go to a convention like that!!!

[shortygal201 0]

D - Dip my tarts in milk before melting them.

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

E - Exhaust my list of 'would like to order' waxies.

[MaggieMae 3]

F- Frost my tarts and serve them for dessert.

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

G - Get my waxies at the local gas station.

[MaggieMae 3]

H- Hand all my stuff over the the "tart police".

[shortygal201 0]

I - Impress my DH by showing him all of my tarts

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

J - Jolt myself awake before 5:00am on the weekends so I can get lots of melting done that day.

[MaggieMae 3]

K- Keep my tarts in my car.

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

L - Linger over a big ol slice of coconut cream pie.

[MaggieMae 3]

Hey...I'll take that pie over here!!!

 

M- Move the Coconut Cream Pie to my end of the table and push the Pumpkin Pie over to Sweet...well maybe not all the way over! ;)

[shortygal201 0]

N - Nibble on any of the leftover pie

[MaggieMae 3]

O-Order myself a case of chocolate/peanut butter tarts!

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

P - Push the slice of coconut cream pie to MaggieMae so hard it slides off the table. Nope. I wouldn't do that.

[MaggieMae 3]

Oh yes you would!!! I know how much you love that CCP!!! LOL

 

Q- Quickly grab the Coconut Cream Pie that is about to fall on the floor and throw it at the nearest person.

[sweet&spiceygrl 1]

R - Run like a gazelle so I won't be in MaggieMae's throwing reach.

[MaggieMae 3]

S-Send the dastardly pie particles in the mail to the main office of "A Scentfree World". Take that! B)

[shortygal201 0]

T - Think that I should stop melting tarts.