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For Animal Lovers...especially those who love and KNOW cats.

#1 User is offline   MaggieMae 

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Posted 15 March 2010 - 03:34 AM

EXCERPT FROM A DOG'S DIARY:
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

EXCERPT FROM A CAT"S DIARY:


Day 983 of my captivity....

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
Today I caught a mouse and dropped its body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously not very bright.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.
"Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened." ~Dr. Seuss
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Posted 15 March 2010 - 04:11 AM

This is so cute. Thanks for sharing!
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Posted 15 March 2010 - 05:11 AM

Haha, I have seen something similar to this before and it is so true! (It also reminds me of Stewie from Family Guy, for anyone who watches that show...)
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Posted 15 March 2010 - 10:33 AM

[smilie=th_f5a39fcb] [smilie=th_lmao-1] Thanks for the laugh. Too right.
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Posted 15 March 2010 - 02:08 PM

So cute!! [smilie=th_sad2hz1]
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Posted 15 March 2010 - 03:10 PM

[smilie=th_sad2hz1] What a hoot!

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Posted 15 March 2010 - 09:38 PM

[smilie=th_bounce] I was lol just from the dog's diary, but the cat's diary was spot on! :shock: [smilie=th_offtobed] Thanks for sharing this with us MaggieMae! [smilie=th_Animated20Dogs20waving]
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Posted 16 March 2010 - 10:38 PM

This was great -- thanks, Maggie!!

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Posted 16 March 2010 - 11:31 PM

LMAO this is awesome! My cat Shooter totally wrote that!
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Posted 17 March 2010 - 02:20 AM

Posted Image Heeeeelarious!
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Posted 24 March 2010 - 01:18 AM

LOL! This was hilarious!! I have to show my mom for sure! We are both big cat lovers and this was so true!
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