[start beatbox rhythm - a little rap beat, please]
ready? here we go!
I am a waxaholic and I cannot lie
I look at vendor's websites and I always hit "buy"
A Facebook sale, you say? Now where's my wish list?
BOGO or free shipping, I simply can't resist
Everybody says that my house smells so nice
I know it's lotsa money but to me it's worth the price
My DH now, well he doesn't agree
If he knows I've placed an order he will start to lecture me
So I keep it all a secret, keep my PayPal out of sight
I'm gonna buy my waxies, just don't wanna have a fight
I sneak them thru the door to my son's closet floor
I just don't wanna hear "what, you've gone and bought MORE?"
*Candles* he still calls them, not their real name *tarts*
Little does he know I've filled at least a hundred carts
I stash them in my closet and up under the bed
I forget where all I've put them - man, I'm sick in the head
I keep some in a cabinet full, I guard them with care
DH would have a freakout if he saw what's in there
Flat rate shipping envelopes, priority mail
I cut those boxes up to bury in the garbage pail
Stray shipping peanuts give the secret away
So I clean up all the evidence each and every day
The mail lady knows what kind of trouble I'm in
She brings me all my packages and winks with a grin
"Addicted" you may say, Oh yes I know it's true
I keep on buying more and more, I've got quite a few!
Yup, I'm a waxaholic and I cannot lie
I'll be hoardin' up my waxies till the day I die!
This post has been edited by Nautilique: 23 February 2012 - 02:49 PM